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| I
don’t do tofu or designer clothes
I’m as noisy
at times as a murder of crows
I drink rotgut
whiskey, smoke cigarettes, too
I’m an older-fashioned
guy who likes to do what I do
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I don’t speak
PC and I never DO lunch
Don’t take no
surveys I’ll rely on a hunch
I’m not health
conscious and I couldn’t care less
And you say
you can’t believe that I am such a mess
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But
if you wanna believe somethin’ here’s what you do
Believe
I’m never gonna try anything new
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Only
spend what I earn don’t need no credit debt
Won’t
bequeath my estate to some mangy pet
I’m
sure you must think I’ve got a bad attitude
‘Cause
I still like my women with some pulchritude
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I’m
not into fads and I’m no slave to trends
Don’t
think I have to buy things to impress my friends
I’d
concede the point I might be set in my ways
Though
you prob’ly believe I’ve seen much better days
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But
if you wanna believe somethin’ here’s what you do
Believe
I’m never gonna try anything new
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I
don’t do tofu or designer clothes
I’m
as noisy at times as a murder of crows
I
drink rotgut whiskey, smoke cigarettes, too
I’m
an older-fashioned guy who likes to do what I do
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So
if you wanna believe somethin’ here’s what you do
Believe
I’ll never ever try anything new
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