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RISKY

Copyright 2010 – Robert E. Shandor

 

(You like to...)
Drive down the highway take your half from the middle
Play a Mozart concerto on a busted-down fiddle
Bet your only son on what the Cheshire cat said
Invite the sword of Damocles to hang over your head

 

(You like to…)
Text your lady friends while you’re skiin’ down the slopes
Tell the local biker gang that you think they’re all dopes
Go sky-divin’ with a borrowed chute
Tell your latest love you think her girlfriend’s cute

 

Aw-w, yeah, you like livin’ risky
You say it makes you feel frisky
I know you like to live risky

 

(You like to…)
Shave when you’re sleepy with some rusty blades
Throw yourself a picnic in the deep Everglades
Try a one-arm hand-stand to a triple back-flip, then
Track down Mr. T so you can give him some lip

 

(You like to…)
Have a little sex with a policeman’s wife
Lick the jelly off of your sharpest knife
Smoke a big fat doobie at a party for narcs
Wear a free-lunch sign while you’re swimmin’ with sharks

 

Aw-w, yeah, you like livin’ risky
You say it makes you feel frisky
I know you like to live risky

 

O-h-h, yeah, you like things risky
I know it makes you frisky
O-h-h, yeah, you like things risky
I know it makes you frisky
O-h-h, yeah, you like things risky